Friday, April 29, 2011

Johnson's Shampoo Acne

Vian, Vian or the definition of simple ideas.

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A little fuck, and a little by trying to look bright, try to force the media to argue with the director of a master's program in physical sciences who want to convince to let me get into the program.

not interest me much, of course, but I was already half drunk when I started talking and I felt that the guy looked at least for "belonging to the world of letters" I insist on this until I get to catch your eye when you peal your idea on the need for the reality to be defined, before being "approved" or "accepted" by the human understanding.

- Do you really believe that? I ask.

- What? "He says, pretending to be oblivious.

-Lo from the definition as a basis for asserting the existence of something.

He then thinks for a bit.

"Yes," replied after a while. In I think.

- Do you think that the simple ideas are also definable?

"Yes," I replied, "but I think you're being a land that can become ambiguous, so I do not like the language. Also not even think we have a consensus on what we mean by definition.

- What do you think is the definition?

- Want to define the word definition?

"Yes, it sounds absurd.

"I do not know, I guess that is the exposition of the meaning of a word.

- And what would express that meaning?

"With words.

"But in other words, or synonyms of the word that we define?

"In other words, of course, is looking to something else ... but not really understand where to go.

"Well look, first of all I come to accept that the word definition mean something almost the same, and since that agreement can not be denied that the simple ideas, at least, can not be defined.

- And this has something to do with that I will accept the master's course for physical sciences?

"No, maybe not ..." I say, somewhat annoyed, but take it as a free course that I am giving to understand the narrowness of its nominal range of knowledge ...

- Are there references in that course, or is simply the ideas of a drunk without a name?

"My name is Vian, I defend myself. And yes, I could quote you some names, but maybe wear your brain memorize them and then not understand what is important.

"But I think I dare to try.

"Then memorize: Wingard, Locke, Aristotle ...

" Wait, I prefer to name the books.

- Beware of me?

And your liver, "he adds.

"Then you look" Beweeginge ", the" Essay Concerning Human Understanding, "or" On the Soul "..." Something

understand, it seems ...

"Well, look, if you want to be honest, not" understand " nothing in my way of defining "understanding", but say it could take the voice of any of those I mentioned earlier to settle the issue in question.

- And what was the issue? Is that simple ideas can not be defined?

"Exactly. Who wants to respond to you, then? "I say, giving it to me for fucking.

-Locke, Locke answers to me. "He says with a proud tone.

"Well he says the reason is this: that the various terms of a definition to mean different ideas can not in any way represent together an idea that lacks any composition; and therefore, a definition which is not true but the exposition of the meaning of a word by several others that do not denote each the same thing can not happen when it comes to the names of simple ideas.

"That sucks.

"But Locke says.

"So Locke is shit ...

" Maybe so, but like all bad ... but he is right ... But tell me now how would you define the movement?

- Movement is a simple idea?

"Exactly, but how we define" I insist.

"As the traffic carried from one place to another ...?

- What traffic, how you define it? How a movement?

"Yes ... or as a shift ...

- And the movement as a transition, I guess? Did not realize that those are not definitions synonyms?

- And then?

- So what?

"Suppose you're right, that simple ideas, as this, are not definable ...

-Ya ...

- What fun is that? Where does it lead?

-A uncertainty of having to accept that 90% of the words they use physical laws have a negative or no definition

definition ... - And?

And therefore are not sustainable in themselves and have no specific meaning in the real world ...

- And?

"Then the man of letters you are," he concluded. Letters in the air ... words of fiction ... that's what you and your shitty program ...! "He yelled.

- And you're the man specifically, linked to reality, I suppose?

-No. I'm the man of pure ideas.

"You're crazy ... besides, what ideas would be pure shit?

- Do you want to set them again ...? Did not realize that I gave this response a while ago?

"Then do not define, but give me an example.

-Vian.

- How Vian?

-Vian.

- Vian is a pure idea?

-Vian. Vian, Vian ... "I say I, in my new language of pure ideas.

- Do you realize that you are drunk? "He says standing in the place and leaving a bill big enough to cover my beers and coffees.

-Vian, Vian, "I say, sounding grateful.

Then, just when I think the guy is going to explode and they'll throw a punch or something similar, I said no problem if I want to enter the famous program ... and that he can make the acceptance letter ...

-Vian, Vian, I insist, as I shake his hand.

He looks at me last time and I guess if it was an error estimated to have accessed my application for membership.

Then, as I see it go, I think that I have the acceptance and now just need to get the scholarship because I did not pay me the master's stuff after all ...

- Did you bring the bill? "I then told the waiter, as if hurrying to end this entry.

-Vian, "I say, Vian, Vian.

And he, without any question and understanding quickly, bring it (and to me the last beer discounts.) Viva

human understanding!

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