The interviewer Vian and the platypus. (Part I)
Saturday, May 7, 2011
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"It is I who is crazy, is the world
"
. I.
I do not know whether to say he's crazy, but at least it's weird. This is a man who goes through the different populations by surveying people on their own.
three years studied psychology, but it works sporadically on issues related to installation and maintenance of networks, and of course, sometimes the other activity develops and everything disturbs a little, and which he said is an inevitable impulse, and it is best adapted to it and accept it, and then do the best manera posible.
-Yo hago mis propios formularios –me explica-, con una serie de preguntas sencillas relacionadas con los que viven en el lugar…
-¿Cómo en el censo?
-Sí, parecido, pero voy variándolas un poco… depende de la edad de los encuestados, o del sexo, o del humor que tengan, cosas así…
-Espera –le digo-, antes que sigas, ¿puedo preguntar para qué?
-¿Para qué, qué?
-¿Para qué hacer las preguntas? ¿Darse el trabajo…? Es decir, supongo que te pueden llevar preso o te pueden golpear, o…
- Why would they do that?
I do not know, for meddling in their lives, or suspect you find out information for an assault, or if you discover that they actually did not send you someone ...
"But I do not lie, just ask if you can answer something already Sometimes people do it and sometimes not, almost never ask who sent me, and if they do I say it's for personal work, which is true ...
I do not understand ... I work, I mean ...
- Ah ... nothing so special, is simply emptying ... organize data, draw lines, fittings ... would you accompany me, better, you see how?
- To see the casts or work in the field?
-A both, - he tells me, as I pass a comb that out of pocket because stresses that is serious business, and you have to perform well presented.
II. Making Connections
-links are formed, "he explains, as we move to the first house, and in the subways ... have you seen those maps of cities where they cross a lot of lines?
- How combinations ...?
"Of course, since the point is that I draw these lines from the data I get from people ...
-No entiendo.
-Mira, en la casa de allá vive un hombre que una vez recibió accidentalmente un balazo en la cadera…
-Ya…
-Pues bien, en esa otra casa… esa que se ve en la esquina… vive uno que accidentalmente le disparó en la cadera a un amigo…
-¿Es el que le disparó al otro? O sea, ¿el de la esquina le disparó al de la otra casa…?
-No, son coincidencias, solamente… aunque el vínculo existe… por eso, entre ambas casas yo trazo una línea de cierto color dependiendo del tipo de relación… ¿comprendes?
-Sí, aunque again what I'm missing ...
"Does not matter yet," he said, somewhat annoyed, the important thing is that adding these lines on the map begin to form shapes, and sometimes, the figures indicate something ... as a center .
"And then ... the center is what you're looking for?
-No. It's what I was looking for because I found it ... in fact, arrived.
- How?
"This is the house I was looking for," he said, pointing to one that looked pretty deserted and somewhat aged, in relation to its environment ", which means that it ever asked long ago, but just a few days ago I discovered that was the center.
- Is that why you wanted to contact me? "To be the narrator's discovery ...?
"Yes, and you are the narrator protagonist ... This is what it questioned on ...
- And then me, now ...?
"You should call now and ask questions that are on this page ...
- Will you come with me, I guess ...?
"I'll be behind you ... but you talk ...
" Okay, "I said, unsure why, but gets a little, with the idea.
III.
"Madam, we would like to ask you some questions," I said, I just opened the door.
"I have long ..." she said, but still, as if his body had refused to obey their words.
Then I took the sheet, and as the situation seemed more uncomfortable than I thought it would, I began to read and mark answers to questions quickly ...
- Name?
- How long have you lived here?
- How many hours do you sleep?
- Do you sing when alone?
In this was, finishing the list of the gate when suddenly the most ridiculous question of all there appeared, without my noticing:
- Do you have a platypus? "I heard you say ...
She changed his attitude and looked at me in silence.
"Excuse the question, should have been a mistake ..." pose after a few minutes.
"Do not apologize, it's just struck me
question ..." Do not worry, I will mark and end up not immediately.
"Wait ... better check that I have not ...
- How ...?
"Do not check that I have platypus ... what happens is that I was not sure what it was ... well
" But, "I say somewhat incredulous - you really have a platypus ...?
"Of course ... I mean, I have something, you now clear to me is a platypus ...
" But I do not know if it is, I submit.
"Well go and see it," he says, opening a door.
- Can you get my companion? I ask the woman.
- escort What ...?
Then I am back, and I realize I'm alone ...
- Will not you join? Insists women.
"Yes," replied, and entered the house.
Two minutes later, I'm right in front, of course platypus.
I do not know whether to say he's crazy, but at least it's weird. This is a man who goes through the different populations by surveying people on their own.
three years studied psychology, but it works sporadically on issues related to installation and maintenance of networks, and of course, sometimes the other activity develops and everything disturbs a little, and which he said is an inevitable impulse, and it is best adapted to it and accept it, and then do the best manera posible.
-Yo hago mis propios formularios –me explica-, con una serie de preguntas sencillas relacionadas con los que viven en el lugar…
-¿Cómo en el censo?
-Sí, parecido, pero voy variándolas un poco… depende de la edad de los encuestados, o del sexo, o del humor que tengan, cosas así…
-Espera –le digo-, antes que sigas, ¿puedo preguntar para qué?
-¿Para qué, qué?
-¿Para qué hacer las preguntas? ¿Darse el trabajo…? Es decir, supongo que te pueden llevar preso o te pueden golpear, o…
- Why would they do that?
I do not know, for meddling in their lives, or suspect you find out information for an assault, or if you discover that they actually did not send you someone ...
"But I do not lie, just ask if you can answer something already Sometimes people do it and sometimes not, almost never ask who sent me, and if they do I say it's for personal work, which is true ...
I do not understand ... I work, I mean ...
- Ah ... nothing so special, is simply emptying ... organize data, draw lines, fittings ... would you accompany me, better, you see how?
- To see the casts or work in the field?
-A both, - he tells me, as I pass a comb that out of pocket because stresses that is serious business, and you have to perform well presented.
II. Making Connections
-links are formed, "he explains, as we move to the first house, and in the subways ... have you seen those maps of cities where they cross a lot of lines?
- How combinations ...?
"Of course, since the point is that I draw these lines from the data I get from people ...
-No entiendo.
-Mira, en la casa de allá vive un hombre que una vez recibió accidentalmente un balazo en la cadera…
-Ya…
-Pues bien, en esa otra casa… esa que se ve en la esquina… vive uno que accidentalmente le disparó en la cadera a un amigo…
-¿Es el que le disparó al otro? O sea, ¿el de la esquina le disparó al de la otra casa…?
-No, son coincidencias, solamente… aunque el vínculo existe… por eso, entre ambas casas yo trazo una línea de cierto color dependiendo del tipo de relación… ¿comprendes?
-Sí, aunque again what I'm missing ...
"Does not matter yet," he said, somewhat annoyed, the important thing is that adding these lines on the map begin to form shapes, and sometimes, the figures indicate something ... as a center .
"And then ... the center is what you're looking for?
-No. It's what I was looking for because I found it ... in fact, arrived.
- How?
"This is the house I was looking for," he said, pointing to one that looked pretty deserted and somewhat aged, in relation to its environment ", which means that it ever asked long ago, but just a few days ago I discovered that was the center.
- Is that why you wanted to contact me? "To be the narrator's discovery ...?
"Yes, and you are the narrator protagonist ... This is what it questioned on ...
- And then me, now ...?
"You should call now and ask questions that are on this page ...
- Will you come with me, I guess ...?
"I'll be behind you ... but you talk ...
" Okay, "I said, unsure why, but gets a little, with the idea.
III.
"Madam, we would like to ask you some questions," I said, I just opened the door.
"I have long ..." she said, but still, as if his body had refused to obey their words.
Then I took the sheet, and as the situation seemed more uncomfortable than I thought it would, I began to read and mark answers to questions quickly ...
- Name?
- How long have you lived here?
- How many hours do you sleep?
- Do you sing when alone?
In this was, finishing the list of the gate when suddenly the most ridiculous question of all there appeared, without my noticing:
- Do you have a platypus? "I heard you say ...
She changed his attitude and looked at me in silence.
"Excuse the question, should have been a mistake ..." pose after a few minutes.
"Do not apologize, it's just struck me
question ..." Do not worry, I will mark and end up not immediately.
"Wait ... better check that I have not ...
- How ...?
"Do not check that I have platypus ... what happens is that I was not sure what it was ... well
" But, "I say somewhat incredulous - you really have a platypus ...?
"Of course ... I mean, I have something, you now clear to me is a platypus ...
" But I do not know if it is, I submit.
"Well go and see it," he says, opening a door.
- Can you get my companion? I ask the woman.
- escort What ...?
Then I am back, and I realize I'm alone ...
- Will not you join? Insists women.
"Yes," replied, and entered the house.
Two minutes later, I'm right in front, of course platypus.
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